Drugbound is a very neat platformer I just found out about yesterday. In the game there is a shop where you can buy certain items with "herbs" (This game has a political agenda).
For example, some of the items have interesting names, but doesn't give any clues as to what they do.
The item "Gas Mask of the Facile" for example:
This device permits the wearer to walk among the common without fear of choking on the stupefying miasma they emit. Now that you don't need to hold your breath, you are free to go through life at the advanced pace you always knew you deserved. Must be equipped.
What do all of the items do?