A 2014 physics sandbox game, developed by Coffee Stain Studios, for Windows. You play a goat and have a laugh at the physics and references found in the game while completing various objectives.

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How do I play Goat MMO Simulator with a party?

I want to play Goat MMO Simulator with other people and party up. When I try and talk to people in-game no-one answers me.
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How to use Tall Goat and other rewards?

When I get the trophy rewards, like tall goat, how do I actually activate it and become tall? Thanks.
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How do I get rid of these excess goat corpses around my Science Hole?

Okay, so I may have abused my demonic powers a bit: I was trying to increase my combo by adding some targets that I could lick or headbutt between aerial tricks. However, it seems to have ...
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Goat Simulator quests are in the wrong map?

Ok, so I've been trying to get all the quests done in Goat Simulator. I've got them all done in Goat City Bay, but for some reason there are some extra quests in GoatVille. For exmaple, the ...
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How do I get an achievement for breaking the game?

Goat Simulator has an achievement called "Involuntary QA", where if the game crashes while you are playing it, you get an achievement. Twice while trying to pause the game and opening the Steam ...
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What is the best way to obtain a ridiculously high score in Goat City Bay?

Previously on Goat Simulator... So there's a new map out for Goat Simulator. New areas to explore, new civilians to terrorize, and most importantly, new ways to rack up sicknasty point totals. ...
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How do I get hit by a car?

I'm playing the newly-updated 1.1 version of Goat Simulator. One of the new challenges in the game is to "Get hit by a car". I have mercilessly thrown my goat into every type of car and truck I ...
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How do I walk on my front legs?

Goat Simulator patch 1.1 introduced the ability to walk on one's front legs to perform a "Manual" for points. So far I've been able to walk around on my front legs only by freak accidents of ...
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What is the best way to obtain a ridiculously high score in Goat Ville?

I just completed the challenge to get a "Big Ass Score" of 500000 (might be missing a zero or two), and it took nearly an hour of hunting down every high-scoring item to get there. Now my challenge ...
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How do I lick a plane?

A friend of mine told me that I would get an Achievement if I managed to lick the plane that's flying around in the world but, he won't tell me how to get close to it. I tried many different things. ...
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What goats can I unlock?

How can I unlock all the goats? I've already found the "Tall Goat" (giraffe) but as far as I know there are several other types of unlockable goats. Where can I find these and what is their special ...
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Can I use more than one power/mutator at the same time?

In Goat Simulator, you can unlock mutators or power-ups for your goat such as rockets or a ball launcher. While you can have one apparently active at the same time and use it via (R) is there anyway ...