Kingdom of Loathing is a free-to-play, browser based, multiplayer role-playing game created by Asymmetric Publications.

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Where should I go to find Virgin Booty?

After arriving on the Poop Deck, I was given the option of taking the helm and steering the ship. Where should I go?
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How do I pour the wine in the correct order using the glyphs?

All this wine is making me sick, I'm trying to work the cellar glyphs: I've poured every type of wine in, but every single one hurt me. Checking the wiki, it says: To determine the order of the ...
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Can I get scuba gear for a mosquito?

I'm trying to venture under the sea, but I've been told that my familiar (a mosquito) wouldn't be able to breathe! Do I have to leave him on the surface, or is there some way to kit him up for aquatic ...
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What happens when I jiggle my staff?

I've just got my first staff, and a new button has appeared in the combat UI, allowing me to jiggle it. If I were to do so, what would happen?
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Where can I get a terrarium?

I've picked up a few pets in Kingdom of Loathing, and there's not really anything I can do with them except a button saying to put them in a terrarium. When I try it, it helpfully tells me I have no ...
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How can I find stuff in the pantry?

So I'm lighting the signal fires for the highland lord. In order to 'beat' Twin Peak, I need to search the pantry, however when I do I fail. A little research on the wiki suggests I need an Item Drop ...
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Cost-effective MP regeneration for a Pastamancer

I'm playing a Pastamancer (level 8 at the moment), and I found that MP seems to be the limiting factor for me. If I fight enemies that require me to use my most damaging spell, I run out of MP pretty ...
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How do I beat my nemesis as a Sauceror?

I have beaten everything my nemesis has thrown at me, but of course he had to have to ultimate final demon form. I keep getting beaten up in this final fight. He does ~100 damage to me every round, ...
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I got drunk and woke up with a tattoo - what do I do with it?

I drank a load of margaritas and woke up with a new tattoo. What do I do with it? Is it beneficial in any way?
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Is it possible to get the first attack against Warbear foot soldiers?

I've tried equipping all the +initiative equipment I've had, while running with springy fusilli, soul rotation, and an oily boid as a familiar, and I've still had no success with first striking to ...
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Should I do a quest to acquire perm skills other than a Seal Clubber Skill?

So I was looking through Hardcore Skill Analysis on the KOL wiki and noticed Seal Clubbers don't have a recommended perm skill till tier 3. Being that Seal Clubber was my first pick starting the ...
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Can anything good happen in a drunken stupor?

I'm wandering around in a drunken stupor. So far, nothing but bad things have happened. Can anything good happen, or should I just leave it until tomorrow?
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Being a Pastamancer

So I made another account for the fun of trying another class, and thought I was doing good with the pastamancer until I had to go to the Cellar in the Typical Tavern. Those rats all one shot me, and ...
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Positive and Negatives of PVP

As the title says, what are the positive and negatives of PVP? The whole process of breaking the hippie stone and joining the pvp circle makes it appear as a dangerous move to make as a newbie.
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How drunk is too drunk?

Different drinks get me drunk at different speeds, is there any way of knowing how drunk a drink will make me? How drunk do I need to get before I become fall-down-drunk?
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Does being drunk have any downsides?

As I drink more beverages, my drunkenness slowly increases. Does this have any effect on my abilities, negative or otherwise? I haven't noticed any impairment at all until I'm fall-down-drunk at which ...
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What is Ascension?

I am confused by what the wiki says about ascending. Is it the end of the game? Is there more quests after ascending? Some light shed on this would be greatly appreciated.
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When, if ever, is someone in the seaside shack?

Does this message ever change? Do I need to come at a certain time?
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How can I get un-drunk quickly?

I got falling-down-drunk. Is there any way to sober up quickly? I didn't realise drinking so much would impair my ability to do things, I just wanted more adventures.
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How do I expand my mind a little bit, man?

What do I need to do to expand my mind a little bit?
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How to get Adventures on an Oxy-core run?

I don't have any of the Items of the Month nor do I plan on donating for Mr. Accessories to buy any of the yearly familiars. How do I generate Adventures if I can't eat or drink? While I would ...
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Why can't I access my hardcore permanent skill in Kingdom of Loathing?

It's my third ascension, and after my last ascension I made the skill "tongue of the walrus" hardcore permanent. Now I'm playing a hardcore Avatar of Boris run, but I still can't use Tongue of the ...
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In Kingdom of Loathing, what does a 'fast ascension' entail?

I stopped playing KoL a while back, but I still remember people making outrageous claims of ascending in under 3 days or something of the sort, maybe even less. How is that even possible?