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We find that nine out of ten British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and a dead crab. Remember, buy Whizzo butter and go to HEAVEN!


Apr
13
awarded  Notable Question
Apr
10
comment When do people explode?
Typically when they have anger management issues.
Apr
7
comment All current quests are in Markarth - and they hate me there
Did you check out gaming.stackexchange.com/q/35426/38952?
Mar
28
comment What am I doing wrong while mining in Minecraft?
Persistence my friend. I recently had to mine 300 in all four directions before finding any diamonds.
Mar
21
comment How can I find my World's Strongholds?
That link appears to have died, at least for me. :(
Mar
19
comment What is a gib/gib kill?
Gib - as in giblets are all that's left.
Mar
12
comment Do defensive weapon strap-ons only take effect depending on which weapon (melee/ranged) I'm holding?
Am I the only one who thought of Se7en when I read "weapon strap-on"?
Mar
11
comment In early-mid game, how to fight as a mage with low magicka regen?
Are you doing the College questline? You get some good loot pretty quickly for a mage - IIRC you'll find the first chunk of the Gaulder amulet in Sarthaal which offers a +30 magicka bonus. Also get a staff and don't forget about scrolls.
Mar
7
comment Are there any quests that level the thief tree?
IIRC some of the Bard's college fetch quests will add levels. And of course there's the Oghma Infinium.
Mar
7
comment Skyrim guards not killling thugs in Whiterun
Been there, done that. +1 for sheer tenacity.
Mar
4
comment How can I tell if my opponent is cheating in Words with Friends?
@EBongo guilty. "Wait, that's a word? Oh well, it was worth 87 points."
Jan
31
awarded  Constituent
Jan
31
comment Staggering giants with Unrelenting Force
If the only shout you know is Fus, then stay the hell away from Giants. Unless you want to see Skyrim from 200 feet in the air.
Jan
27
awarded  Caucus
Dec
27
awarded  Yearling
Dec
16
comment I got drunk and woke up with a tattoo - what do I do with it?
@boo Eric and The Dread Gazebo
Dec
10
comment Why is soul trapping black souls considered immoral in the elder scrolls?
@TwilightSparkle Mike was soul trapped once. Not very pleasant. You should think about that once in a while.
Dec
10
comment How can I get un-drunk quickly?
Mike knows much, tells some. Mike knows many things that others do not.
Dec
9
comment How can I get un-drunk quickly?
Mythbusters tested this. Exercising and getting slapped in the face seemed to be the most effective: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
Oct
23
comment How can I put bullets in a magazine
You shoot the magazine. Clearly.