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I write too much Perl.

I'm an independent contractor specializing in Perl, automated testing and software engineering training. If you have a nasty snarl of critical Perl code untangled, or need a perl or CPAN module bug fixed, or want to train your developers in writing tests, or find your development time is in a code 'n' fix loop and need help, I'm your man.

Contact schwern@pobox.com

revised Steam Client Is Broken
added 315 characters in body
revised What should I do if I am on fire?
Put the "unnecessary details" back. This isn't a Community Wiki answer. A little humor and related side notes don't hurt on a very short answer. (If you feel strongly about this, re-edit it, I'm not going to get into an edit war.)
revised How do I unlock level 25 of Far Future?
I don't recall if previous versions had 24 or 25 levels.