So I have an XBOX 360 slim that I don't update all the time, I don't have internet where I live, so I have to update it at friend's houses. (Why do you hate poor people, Microsoft?) Someone gave me Batman Arkham Origins for Christmas, but of course to play it I had to update the console. I did that and my profile was corrupted. I tried to delete the corrupted files and it froze up on me, so I tried powering it down. Now it literally will do nothing. It makes that bing noise when I push Eject or Power, but no light comes on. It just bings and sits there. Any thoughts? I mean other than "buy a new one" because that isn't going to happen unless gold crapping mole men from Titan set up shop in my back yard.
Try taking your hard drive out and to your friends house. When you do that see if the Xbox will boot up, then take a flash drive and move the games and stuff you want to keep over to it and wipe your hard drive. If the Xbox doesn't boot up the take it to a shop and have them look at it.