I like drinking from fountains. I do! The occasional cool draughts are refreshing, and if I'm lucky, I can discover an equivalent to a one-use genie.
Unfortunately, as most of you know, fountains aren't all gems and Excaliburs.
If RNGesus happens to frown upon you, your expected gulp of cool water will be replaced by a swarm of angry water moccasins (a sure sign that your days on this mortal coil are severely numbered).
Of course, like most things you can encounter, this horde of upsetted snakes can be defeated, with proper preparation.
Alas, the usual spell or sword strike from my base-level heroes are no match for the evil of the endless snakes.
So, I ask of you, what precautions should my freshly-spawned wizard/valkyrie take to ensure I can survive my next run-in with this army of scaly demons?