I have an… unusual problem.
What? How'd it happen? No, no, that isn't impor— Okay, fine. It might have something to do with the tim
command, a bandit chieftan, and an accident with an ebony greatsword. But that's all you're getting out of me!
Now where was I? Ah, yes. Wherever I go, my head seems to be a few steps behind me, catching up at odd intervals only to be left behind again. I just stopped to mine a corundum deposit, and my head fell to the ground and started rolling down the mountain! Very embarrassing.
How can I fix this? I was actually wandering around without any head at all for a while, but was able to restore it by sexchange
ing twice. Sadly, it doesn't appear to have been bolted on properly when it reappeared. I can't even hide my deformity with a hat!
I'm making my medical records available to anyone wishing to study my condition.