Sure. Here's a list of all the Narrator lines about the spirits, right from the subtitles.
- Squirt Cider will toughen you right up. Too bad about the musty aftertaste.
- Dreadrum's brewed from Swampweeds, so its effect is as bold as its flavor.
- Fetching Fizz is like a mouthful of nails, but the benefits are worth it.
- Hop-Scotch is light as sea foam, but you'll feel it in your legs right away.
- Hearty Punch is so zesty it'll let you carry on even through the worst of times.
- Falling Malt is filled with crunchy minerals that'll keep you safe out on them rocks.
- A sip of Lunkhead Liqueur will toughen you up. Too bad it's like drinking a saddlebag.
- Bull Brandy's thicker than paint. Makes your skin feel tough as knifebark.
- If you're feeling low, count on the buttery flavor of our own Bastion Bourbon.
- Doomshine's a bit of an acquired taste. Like a mouthful of horseradish.
- Black Rye's like hot vineapple chowder on a cold day. Brings back memories.
- Cinderbrick Stout sure goes down smooth. Then stays in your gut like a rock.
- Cham-Pain's made with Scumbag extract, hence the barley aroma, and the nausea.
- Now Whale Ale ain't made from real whale. But it'll make you strong like one.
- Werewhiskey has no scent but tastes like a peppered bootheel. It's not for everyone.
- Folks say Mender Mead's good for you. It's like an herb garden in full bloom.
- Leechade's so sour it'll perk you right up when you're feeling low.
- Lifewine's so rich, they say it's brought men back from the brink for one last taste.
- Graver Gimlet tastes different the longer you swish it around. Miraculous stuff.
- Stabsinthe is like drinking a cool breeze. Just don't go spitting needles everywhere.
Hop-Scotch isn't actually available via the distillery, and I don't think I remember its associated line from the game, but I included it anyway for completeness' sake.
