So I was playing Starfox 64 the other day, and I noticed something suspicious. No matter what course of action I take, if this blue bird guy gets shot too much in the first stage, he tells me that something has happened to his G-Diffuser, and he has to break off.
Hmmmmm...
What does this so-called G-Diffuser do? If it's such a critical component of the Arwing that even slight damage renders the vehicle inoperable, why wasn't I made aware of it before? Isn't that a liability that the commander of the team should probably know about? And why does this bird guy's break so often in this stage, and yet I've never had a problem with mine, and neither has anyone else in my team, even under heavy fire? And why can't that annoying little frog do anything about it? Is this so-called "G-Diffuser" merely a ruse created by the bird to get his own skin out of a fight?
This has been bothering me for a while now. There's something fishy going on, I think.