I'm a serious Pokemon fan who earns more than the fair share of stares from people who figure out that I'm a teen (and I'm short). I also have a strange sense of humor, but occasionally it makes sense. Let me show you:

"Swag" is another term for bushes. Next time you see someone with a lot of gardens, start commenting about how much swag they have.

Get a dog, name it Holy, and teach it Sit.

Remember that the people born in the 1900's raised THIS generation. If you have a 34 year old gamer who lives in your basement, it's your fault you bought him that console when he was 4.