\begin{array}{cc}
\tiny\mbox{We skipped the light fandango} & \tiny\mbox{She said,} \scriptsize\mbox{'There is no reason} \
\tiny\mbox{turned cartwheels 'cross the floor} & \scriptsize\mbox{and the truth is plain to see'} \
\tiny\mbox{I was feeling kinda seasick} & \tiny\mbox{But I wandered through my playing cards} \
\tiny\mbox{but }\scriptsize\mbox{ the crowd called out for more} & \tiny\mbox{and would not let her be}\
\vdots & \tiny\mbox{one of sixteen vestal virgins} & \
& \tiny\mbox{who were leaving for the coast} & \
& \tiny\mbox{and }\scriptsize\mbox{although my eyes were open} & \
& \scriptsize\mbox{they might have just as well've been closed} & \
& \vdots \
\tiny \mbox{Procol} & \tiny \mbox{Harum} \
\end{array}
I should not edit Stack Exchange answers or questions on my iPad, but I often do.
Which is slow and tedious. :-)
Current favourite manga: 進撃の巨人 - Shingeki no Kyojin - Attack on Titan