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Kingdom of Loathing is a free-to-play, browser based, multiplayer role-playing game created by Asymmetric Publications.

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Can I increase the power of my Garland of Greatness after the G-Lover seasion has ended?

I managed to finish one G-Lover run in-season, and received the Garland. Can I still do G-Lover run to increase the power of the Garland, or is it forever stuck at the current power?
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Will searching my dusty bones only give me pieces I don't have?

I've been collecting piles of dusty animal bones in hopes of getting all the pieces for the misshapen animal skeleton. So far it doesn't seem like I've gotten doubles of any of the pieces, which ...
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How can I complete this quest?

I am trying to complete the Going Postal quest in KoL, and I need to talk to the woman who is supposedly at the Hippy Camp. Problem is, I go there and I get the standard verge of war adventures, ...
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How do I defeat my own brain?

So I have cleaned all my chakras and the only thing left is to defeat my own brain. Problem is, it kills me in one hit. Is there a trick to this that I am missing? How do I defeat my brain?
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What are these Negative Lumps for?

I seem to get a lot of Negative Lumps while cleaning up my Chakras. I can't use them from my backpack - do they serve any sort of purpose? Or can I just sell them for Meat?
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What happens to my turns when I ascend?

If I use all of my turns before I ascend, do I get any more turns when I start over? Or is it like normal play, and I only have my normal number of daily turns that I had before I ascended?
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Can I track how many trees I have planted?

I know if I plant 100+ trees on Arrrbor Day, I get better rewards the next Arrrbor Day for whatever tree type I planted. Is there any way to track this, short of just keeping a count in my head?
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What determines if I get Ka coins?

I thought at first I got Ka coins for every monster I defeated, but that doesn't seem to be the case - they seem to be rather random now. Is there a method to this madness, or are Ka coins just a ...
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How do I heal as Ed the Undying?

I decided to do an Ed the Undying run, but I ran out of HP. I clicked my handy campsite link, and no can do, no tent for me to nap in. So I go to my pyramid, and...well, I don't know where to go from ...
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Am I poisoned forever?

I needed the talisman o'namsilat, so I went into the Copperhead Club. This got me poisoned with the Ancient Annoying Serpent Poison. I've gotten what I wanted through other means, so I didn't end up ...
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What do I do to solve the Witchess puzzles?

The Witchess set has these puzzles, and I get that you make paths of a sort by clicking on sections, but I can't really determine what I am supposed to do, or what logic I am supposed to use to solve ...
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How do I heal Batfellow?

So I am using the Batfellow comic, and I'm out of health. Usually in KoL I'd go back to my campsite and heal, but that doesn't really work in the comic adventure. I tried going back to my Bat-Cavern, ...
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What can I do with the Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device?

So, the mind-control device has a dial that goes up to eleven. If I pick a number, and then "Touch that Dial!", I just get a message that says "You switch the dial. All of the monsters in the kingdom ...
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How do I know which PEEZ dispensers I've collected?

Every time I use a PEEZ dispenser, it tells me which one it is and I mark it off on my checklist before I throw it away. Is there an actual checklist for these somewhere, where I can see which ones I'...
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How do I keep this stupid dolphin from stealing from me?

I'm in the Briny Deepers, adventuring. I beat up someone, and a stupid dolphin keeps coming by and getting my loot because I am super slow in the water. Is there a way to beat him that doesn't ...
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How do I stop myself from being slowed down in the Sea?

So apparently being underwater makes it hard to move, and it is slowing me down. I know this because I get a message at the end of every fight telling me so. How do I stop from being slowed down? What ...
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How do I get Advanced Cocktail Crafting?

I keep getting coconut shells and magical ice cubes and little paper umbrellas when I raid the bar in the Ice Hotel. From the wiki, it looks like I need Advanced Cocktailcrafting to even use those ...
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What can I do with all my Toast?

I have a toaster that gives me 3 toast a day. Toast by itself is not very tasty and I only get one adventure if I eat it. Needless to say, I want to improve my toast-eating experiences. What can I do ...
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What's with the creepy text?

I've noticed now when I defeat enemies, every now and again I will get text in light grey font that is kinda creepy. The last one I saw said "your life is the blink of an eye." What's going on ...
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How do I get to the 8 Bit Realm?

According to the wiki, I get there through the inexplicable door in the Distant Woods. I need to go there to farm pixels for a key. Problem is, I go to the Distant Woods, and I don't see that door. ...
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How do I beat the Tasmanian Dervish?

The Tasmanian Dervish is kicking my butt. The wiki isn't much help this time - it tells me physical attacks are no good, which helps a little, but I mostly end up dead no matter what. How can I beat ...
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How do I fight The Man?

The Man is keeping me down! Literally. This is a very hard fight, and my usual plan of "hit it til it stops moving" isn't really working out, as it seems The Man is pretty impervious to physical ...
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How do I know how many posters I have to stick to my enemies?

So, I've been tasked with advertising for concerts. Great! I can do that. Problem is, I have to stick these posters to my enemies. The KoL wiki points out that The quest is completed once the ...
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How can I get 6 explosive power?

There's some rubble I can't get past in the cave where my Nemesis is. Apparently I need to have 6 explosive power to get past it, but I have no idea what that means or how I acquire it. How do I get ...
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How do I find the worm-riding manual pages?

If the rest of the quest is any indication, finding these pages is going to cut some more time off of my long wander in the desert. Are they like the stone rose, and I just have to adventure to find ...
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What are worthless things I can give to the hermit?

I need a Jabañero pepper, and the Hermit has one! Problem is, I don't have anything worthless to trade. What items will the Hermit take in order for me to get my hands on that pepper?
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What does the door want from me?

I am in The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave, and there is a door that has a shaft like a garbage chute in it! Now, I could just go dropping bits of my stuff in there to see what makes the door open, ...
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Where do I find Crimbo Schematics?

Where do I find Crimbo Schematics? I have heard of people getting Crimbo Schematics such as the Tripod or the Wrecking Ball, but I do not see the wiki giving any information and the information online ...
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Do non-combat adventures benefit from +meat% buffs?

Do non-combat adventures benefit from +meat% buffs? I really don't want to waste my last 4 turns of +200% meat drops from monsters.
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Why does my house have noodles/pasta/spaghetti on it?

My house in Kingdom of Loathing looks weird. What happened? What’s the purpose of this? There’s spaghetti all over it… Compare it with the housing shown here.
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Where should I go to find Virgin Booty?

After arriving on the Poop Deck, I was given the option of taking the helm and steering the ship. Where should I go?
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How do I pour the wine in the correct order using the glyphs?

All this wine is making me sick, I'm trying to work the cellar glyphs: I've poured every type of wine in, but every single one hurt me. Checking the wiki, it says: To determine the order of the ...
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Can I get scuba gear for a mosquito?

I'm trying to venture under the sea, but I've been told that my familiar (a mosquito) wouldn't be able to breathe! Do I have to leave him on the surface, or is there some way to kit him up for aquatic ...
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What happens when I jiggle my staff?

I've just got my first staff, and a new button has appeared in the combat UI, allowing me to jiggle it. If I were to do so, what would happen?
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Where can I get a terrarium?

I've picked up a few pets in Kingdom of Loathing, and there's not really anything I can do with them except a button saying to put them in a terrarium. When I try it, it helpfully tells me I have no ...
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How can I find stuff in the pantry?

So I'm lighting the signal fires for the highland lord. In order to 'beat' Twin Peak, I need to search the pantry, however when I do I fail. A little research on the wiki suggests I need an Item Drop ...
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Cost-effective MP regeneration for a Pastamancer

I'm playing a Pastamancer (level 8 at the moment), and I found that MP seems to be the limiting factor for me. If I fight enemies that require me to use my most damaging spell, I run out of MP pretty ...
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How do I beat my nemesis as a Sauceror?

I have beaten everything my nemesis has thrown at me, but of course he had to have to ultimate final demon form. I keep getting beaten up in this final fight. He does ~100 damage to me every round, ...
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I got drunk and woke up with a tattoo - what do I do with it?

I drank a load of margaritas and woke up with a new tattoo. What do I do with it? Is it beneficial in any way?
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Is it possible to get the first attack against Warbear foot soldiers?

I've tried equipping all the +initiative equipment I've had, while running with springy fusilli, soul rotation, and an oily boid as a familiar, and I've still had no success with first striking to ...
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Should I do a quest to acquire perm skills other than a Seal Clubber Skill?

So I was looking through Hardcore Skill Analysis on the KOL wiki and noticed Seal Clubbers don't have a recommended perm skill till tier 3. Being that Seal Clubber was my first pick starting the game,...
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Can anything good happen in a drunken stupor?

I'm wandering around in a drunken stupor. So far, nothing but bad things have happened. Can anything good happen, or should I just leave it until tomorrow?
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Being a Pastamancer

So I made another account for the fun of trying another class, and thought I was doing good with the pastamancer until I had to go to the Cellar in the Typical Tavern. Those rats all one shot me, and ...
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Positive and Negatives of PVP

As the title says, what are the positive and negatives of PVP? The whole process of breaking the hippie stone and joining the pvp circle makes it appear as a dangerous move to make as a newbie.
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How drunk is too drunk?

Different drinks get me drunk at different speeds, is there any way of knowing how drunk a drink will make me? How drunk do I need to get before I become fall-down-drunk?
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Does being drunk have any downsides?

As I drink more beverages, my drunkenness slowly increases. Does this have any effect on my abilities, negative or otherwise? I haven't noticed any impairment at all until I'm fall-down-drunk at which ...
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What is Ascension?

I am confused by what the wiki says about ascending. Is it the end of the game? Is there more quests after ascending? Some light shed on this would be greatly appreciated.
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When, if ever, is someone in the seaside shack?

Does this message ever change? Do I need to come at a certain time?
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How can I get un-drunk quickly?

I got falling-down-drunk. Is there any way to sober up quickly? I didn't realise drinking so much would impair my ability to do things, I just wanted more adventures.
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How do I expand my mind a little bit, man?

What do I need to do to expand my mind a little bit?
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